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Dicks Don't Lie

Greeting Card - Damn, You’re Getting Old

Greeting Card - Damn, You’re Getting Old

49 SEK
49 SEK
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  • Orders are shipped within 1-3 days
  • Free shipping on orders over SEK 1 499
  • 14-day return policy

Saggy balls, saggy years! 🍒

The "Damn, You’re Getting Old" Card from Dicks Don’t Lie puts a cheeky spin on aging! Featuring a humorous illustration of some low-hanging balls, this card is perfect for bringing a laugh to any birthday celebration. Printed on premium 300 gsm paper and paired with an ochre envelope, it’s guaranteed to stand out and deliver a giggle.

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Key features

Cheeky design: Features a playful illustration of a penis with low-hanging balls.

Premium quality: Printed on 300 gsm paper with an ochre envelope.

Blank inside: Plenty of room for your personal birthday wishes.

Product Details

Size: 15 x 10 cm

Material: Premium 300 gsm paper

Envelope: Ochre, made in London

Origin: Made in Belgium

Weight: 17 g

Shipping & Returns

📦 Shipping Details: 

  • We currently only ship to select countries.
  • All orders are shipped within 1-3 days.
  • We use PostNord and DHL as carriers.
  • Shipping cost starts from SEK 99,00 up to SEK 269,00.
  • Enjoy free shipping within EU on orders over SEK 1 499,00.

🚚 Returns Policy:

  • We have a 14-day return policy. You have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.
  • Return shipping is paid by the customer.
  • If shipments are not collected, we charge a handling fee of SEK 399,00.

For more detailed information, please visit our refund policy page.

Feel free to contact us if you have any questions or need further assistance!

Why you'll love it 😍

The "Damn, You’re Getting Old" Card from Dicks Don’t Lie brings humor and charm to any birthday celebration. Whether you're sending it to a close friend or keeping it as a collectible, this card adds a fun, cheeky twist to the aging process that’s sure to bring a smile!

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